I am the Antichrist! No kidding!

This is my first post in this blog. I am returning to blogging after a very long time. Anyways, I have recently realized that I am the Antichrist.

  • I was born on 06/06/ at 5:10:06 (3 6s).
  • My phone number is “*6*-66**”.
  • I have failed chemistry, biology and physics each 6 times! Therefore again 3 6s.
  • My bank balance currently is “666″.
  • I weigh “666″ pounds.
  • Then, I was rejected by females “666″ times.
  • I have sixhundred and sixty-six number of birthmarks throughout my body.
  • I am not a Christian and so I don’t follow Jesus Christ.
  • I worship power and money. I ask everyone to do the same.

Therefore, yes I AM the antichrist! It’s not the person in the two videos I am going to post. In the first video, this guy claims that he is the “Jesus Christ” and in the second one he claims to be “antichrist.” He is like Mr. Bush can’t keep his story straight. That proves that he is not the Anti-Christ but I am and I am looking for recruiters in taking over the world.

PERSON CLAIMS TO BE JESUS CHRIST

SAME PERSON CLAIMS TO BE ANTICHRIST

5 Comment(s)

  1. hahaha…ok that’s funny

    Nick Myer | Jun 8, 2007 | Reply

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    -Indya

    indya | Jun 8, 2007 | Reply

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    Nick Myer | Jun 10, 2007 | Reply

  4. He is in fact the AntiSane nut job, but he’s not alone there- all the lunatics funding him clearly have a serious problem. Wake up America.

    Shakespeare | Jun 20, 2007 | Reply

  5. Thanks to Oprah, Obama camp claims biggest crowd yet

    pgsoftpf | Feb 3, 2008 | Reply

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