This is Arnab, the antichrist again. This would be my second post in this blog. I have found quite a few followers but looking for more. I am specifically looking for an american president to be my follower. This post of mine is going to outline how to become an American president.

• Be a white Christian male and a strong believer on God.
• If you are black then do some miracles and become white. Ask Michael for advice on this issue
• Portray yourself as the follower and even better, the actual Jesus Christ
  
• Must be a student of Yale University and member of Skull and Bone Society.
• Rig the election
• Put your relatives into election committee to make the process of rigging easier
• Have a daddy as an ex president
• Have a propaganda station to lick your and your party boots all the time

How to maintain American Presidency?

Now you are president, how would you continue to be the president of the United States of America. Follow the following tips

• Remember, you are a Christian and use Jesus Christ whenever possible
• Attack random arab countries! Bomb the crap out of that region of the world
• Allow terrorists to carry out major attacks for your popularity
• If asked say that you are bombing as God asked to you to bomb. God is your righthand man!
  
• Have a dumb ass as your opponent while running for the second term
• Use fear as your political weapon.
• Kill the gays!
• Act as if you are on crusade. Use the word “crusade”
• Remember, you are the big boss and this is your last term. You can do whatever you wish to. You have gained political dictatorship.

Hopefully this helps. More tips will come for you.

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