9 ways of getting rid off your visitors!
By Arnab on Jun 16, 2007 in Education, Internet
There are so many nice ways you can decrease the number of visitors to your site. However, I believe if you follow the following 9 policies then this goal of your will become extremely easy.
1) The most important thing to remember is to make slow loading websites. Extremely long pages also slow down your page. Therefore, you can use that.
2) Your text should not be well organized throughout your site and have as many grammar mistakes as possible.
3) Use random fonts with random sizes
4) You should have a background music that the visitors cannot turn off.
5) Have some crazy background colour with flashy animations all over this. Make it look girly.
6) Design a website that can only be viewed best with a certain browser along with certain screen resolutions
7) Never update your site. If you do not update your site, you know that eventually people will just stop coming to your site
8 ) Have advertisements all over the place. It’s not your visitors but money that should come first. Also have popups from all those casino places.
9) Post up an “under-construction” size at the top. That should get rid off 60% of your visitors right away.
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#7 applied in my site!
Zico | Jun 17, 2007 | Reply
lol…were you successful in destroying your visitor base?
Nick Myer | Jun 17, 2007 | Reply
I think I have to apply other rules as well. :S
Zico | Jun 17, 2007 | Reply
see myspace!
john | Jun 17, 2007 | Reply
LOL funny..=P
Eshon | Jun 19, 2007 | Reply
I am the real Nick Myer and would NEVER use such a NAFF expression as LOL. So, know who the traitor is..the LOL user. p.s. also use a location tracker shit on visitor application.
Nick Myer | Apr 12, 2008 | Reply