Short guide to different religions
By Arnab on Feb 10, 2008 in Humour, Religion
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happenin’.
Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
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Arnab | Feb 10, 2008 | Reply
LOLZ! Man thats clever.
Sunny | Feb 11, 2008 | Reply
Is this what neuroscience does to you?
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Muhamad [pbum] | May 30, 2008 | Reply
LOL. yap pretty much!
admin | May 30, 2008 | Reply
LMFAO !
Anonymous | Nov 11, 2008 | Reply
I have posted this on my fbook. Brilliant! My favourite? Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Ayesha K | Jun 16, 2010 | Reply
religion is for the weak. people don’t understand the true human nature. lies, all lies. people should try to get out of the box and try to think about this. don’t believe everything that they feed you.
Mitza_003 | Jul 21, 2010 | Reply
i’ve got one for you:
Confuciuism: confucius say shit happens
somebody... | Jan 3, 2012 | Reply