This video pretty much explains my views on global warming.

The anti-christ is named Damien in Omen.

Now, Family Guy, the movie is full of comedy and satire. It loves to full around with religious jokes. I have posted a video in the post “Family Guy vs Christianity.” I believe that Stewie’s personality has a clear reference to Damien of Omen. According to wikipedia, “Seth MacFarlane has compared his personality and mannerisms to those of a Bond villain.” He never talked about Omen’s Damien. However, let’s see, both of them are full of evil. In addition, both of them have a dog, who can only understand them and always there to protect them. In Family Guy, it’s Brian. He seems to be the only person, who understands all the sophisticated talks of Stewie. Moreover, both of them want to kill their mothers. Then in one episode Brian actually called Stewie “anti-christ” while making fun of his personality.

Stewie’s personality actually changes overtime. There are examples of various characters on Stewie. He is mainly described as an evil person. Part of his characterization actually matches with that of an “anti-christ.” I am a big fan of Family Guy and also Stewie Griffin! Doesn’t matter if he is the anti-christ.

Q. Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
A. When the sex is between your husband and another woman.

Q. What’s the difference between a nine-months pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.

Q. My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q. Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A. Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you

Q. I’m modest. Once I’m in the hospital to deliver, who will see me in that delicate position?
A. Authorized personnel only – doctors, nurses, orderlies, photographers, florists, cleaning crews, journalists, etc.

Q. Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
A. Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby’s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q. What are the terrible twos?
A. Your breasts after your baby stops nursing cold turkey.

Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.

Q. What is the grasp reflex?
A. The reaction of new fathers when they see a new mother’s breasts.

Q. What causes baby blues?
A. Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.

Q. What is colic?
A. A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

Q. What are night terrors?
A. Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she’s pregnant again.

Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.

This is true guys, we were behind 9/11 and we killed millions. Don’t believe me? Check out this video. This explains the hidden truth of the minds of the Americans.

I love to pick on the Americans. However, guys, do not get the wrong impression. I really love the US. World’s biggest achievements came from the US. I have been to the US last week and the Americans always fascinate me with their patriotism. It is really lacking here in Canada. Anyways, this video is just for fun.

• Be a white Christian male and a strong believer on God.
• If you are black then do some miracles and become white. Ask Michael for advice on this issue
• Portray yourself as the follower and even better, the actual Jesus Christ
  
• Must be a student of Yale University and member of Skull and Bone Society.
• Rig the election
• Put your relatives into election committee to make the process of rigging easier
• Have a daddy as an ex president
• Have a propaganda station to lick your and your party boots all the time

How to maintain American Presidency?

Now you are president, how would you continue to be the president of the United States of America. Follow the following tips

• Remember, you are a Christian and use Jesus Christ whenever possible
• Attack random arab countries! Bomb the crap out of that region of the world
• Allow terrorists to carry out major attacks for your popularity
• If asked say that you are bombing as God asked to you to bomb. God is your righthand man!
  
• Have a dumb ass as your opponent while running for the second term
• Use fear as your political weapon.
• Kill the gays!
• Act as if you are on crusade. Use the word “crusade”
• Remember, you are the big boss and this is your last term. You can do whatever you wish to. You have gained political dictatorship.

Hopefully this helps. More tips will come for you.

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It would be very interesting to see if this pattern also prevails in countries outside North America. Even though sex is a social taboo in various cultures, the addiction to sex seems to be very high however. In addition, the restricted status of sex seems to have been decreasing in various cultures. For instance, we are seeing more and more people in India becoming aware of sex issues. We see discussion on AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases are being discussed much more freely than before. I am not saying that it is bad to discuss about these issues because it is a valid fact that STDs are spreading throughout India. Therefore, this is an issue. Social taboo does not really stop many people from taking part in extra marital sex and things like those. Anyways, free discussions of sex and related issues show that people in India are opening up to sex. Therefore, we might also see more younger people committing sex crimes in India and other places in the near future. Let’s not also forget now-a-days violence is treated as entertainment by movie and video game industries. This surely will increase these types of activities all over the world.

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• I was born on 06/06/ at 5:10:06 (3 6s).
• My phone number is “*6*-66**”.
• I have failed chemistry, biology and physics each 6 times! Therefore again 3 6s.
• My bank balance currently is “666″.
• I weigh “666″ pounds.
• Then, I was rejected by females “666″ times.
• I have sixhundred and sixty-six number of birthmarks throughout my body.
• I am not a Christian and so I don’t follow Jesus Christ.
• I worship power and money. I ask everyone to do the same.

Therefore, yes I AM the antichrist! It’s not the person in the two videos I am going to post. In the first video, this guy claims that he is the “Jesus Christ” and in the second one he claims to be “antichrist.” He is like Mr. Bush can’t keep his story straight. That proves that he is not the Anti-Christ but I am and I am looking for recruiters in taking over the world.

PERSON CLAIMS TO BE JESUS CHRIST

SAME PERSON CLAIMS TO BE ANTICHRIST

I have always wondered, who are the world’s most pathetic horny people. Since sex is so open in the west, people usually generalize that it is the white people that should be the horniest of all. This is actually generally accepted outside of the Europe that the whites have a very sex oriented culture. When I was young, I was not even allowed to watch movies with kissing scenes because those were considered “white” movies. However, I have some interesting evidence that actually tells exactly the opposite story on this horny business.

I am going to act selective only take internet as the sole base of my evidence. We do millions of search on google everyday. I am going to see from which places around the world that people look for sex oriented stuff in the internet. I have chosen two keywords, “fuck” and “sex” to see people from which areas do the most searches using these two words. I have used Google Trends for my research.

SEARCH WITH “SEX”

Look at this.! At the top Pakistan and on the third place India. Look who is in number 6 and 8. NOT A SINGLE “WHITE” COUNTRY!

On city based, India seems to have taken over the first two spots. India appears three times in the list. We seem to have got Poland there at the bottom of the list

Hehehhe….this is the funniest of all. Look who is in number 2. It’s “Bengali”! This is no surprise because I always knew that some Bengali males usually have VERY low sense of morality. When it comes to sex they forget from what is right to what is wrong. Again, no European languages! By the way, number three is Arabic.

SEARCH WITH “FUCK”

A bit more improvement I think from our parts with the word “f**k.” However, it could be that our people have not yet grasped the word as much as a few European.
You will find similar results with almost all the sexual terms in the Google Trends. Try it out by yourself. Go to www.google.com/trends

Therefore, we see that it is not the white but non-whites, especially the people from the continent of Asia are the ones looking for porn through out the internet.